Colectânea ACAPOR e IP’s com personalidade – por Marco Bitaites

Eu conheço IP’s que andam na Net só para rever antigos IP’s cujo destino desconheciam desde os tempos do liceu. A maioria usa o Facebook, muitos trocam números de telefone, combinam almoços.

Quantas vezes já não ouvimos esta conversa «Ó 85.138.192.57, meu grande sacana, há quanto tempo não te via! Como é que tens passado?»«Lembras-te da 216.163.137.68? Que é feito desse borrachinho, casou-se?»

«Casou-se com o totó do 195.22.8.66, vê lá tu». «Porra, que desperdício. Da rede 216, ela era a mais bonita de todas». «Pois é. Agora é a senhora 195, imagina».

É com esta seriedade que partilho este artigo do Marco Bitiates, que merece toda a vossa atenção.

Sou um geek com 35 anos, trabalho há mais de meia vida na Internet. Atualmente sou administrador de sistemas na área de webhosting e segurança informática, trabalho também com escrita criativa para marketing digital e mais umas coisas em modo workaholic. Defensor dos direitos digitais.

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